If the weatherman says it is going to rain in the South, forget about straightening your hair. 

In the South, a bad hair day is caused by one thing and one thing alone:  humidity.

When you see people on the street who have unnaturally colored hair or body modifications, compliment them.  It would be the same way if they saw you in your Sunday’s best.  We all have things we are proud of.

Chewing/Snapping/Smacking gum and twirling your hair won’t make a man notice you for your smarts.  You look like an idiot!