Dixie is not just a place where a war happened…Dixie is the heart of every southerner, Dixie is our mother and friend.  Dixie is home.

If you live in the South, you are Southern.  All the rest are considered Yankees…especially those who live above the Mason-Dixon line.

In the South, a bad hair day is caused by one thing and one thing alone:  humidity.

The scars, wrinkles, and blemishes you find yourself scorning in the mirror should be worn as proudly as a soldier’s medals on his chest.