Chewing/Snapping/Smacking gum and twirling your hair won’t make a man notice you for your smarts. You look like an idiot!
The holidays are the only time where glitter is acceptable as an eye shadow, blush, or lip gloss. Any other day, it doesn’t make you look festive; you look crazy.
Happy Holidays from your favorite Southern Belle. I hope you all—no matter your choice of religion or celebration—have a wonderful holiday season and a joyous new year. I’ll see you in 2011!
Face this fact: your mama will always be able to fold laundry, make sandwiches, and tuck you in better than anyone else. That is, until you have your own children.
The best way to show one’s condolences is to bring the gift of warm food. Family and friends always appreciate it.
This entry is especially dedicated to the friends and family who have shown support in my time of grief during the passing of my grandfather. He was much loved and will be missed.
When your mama tells you to get out of her kitchen, it isn’t a suggestion.